In today’s entry: I clearly demonstrate my childhood ADD in both my story-telling ability and the content of said story. On a side note: I am not and never was fat. My Aunt Joni was just paranoid I guess.

In today’s entry: I ponder the President’s hectic schedule and also make a corny 11:11 pm joke

In today’s entry: some Would-You-Rather questions that’ll really make you think.

In today’s entry: the back of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch box. Hard-hitting stuff.

In today’s entry: I bring up a valid point concerning Winnie the Pooh and I reflect on the day’s cafeteria tragedy (that occurred pretty frequently as I recall)